As well as submitting unsolicited half-hour comedy scripts to TV and radio, I write regularly for 'the jESTER' (the monthly newsletter for the Cartoonists' Club of Great Britain).

But I have had most of my writing successes with BBC Radio 2's 'The NEWS HUDDLINES', for which I have been submitting material since 1996. The following are just a few of my jokes which have been used over the years...

  • A Mr.May married a Miss day last week... I suppose that means their honeymoon was declared a 'BONK holiday'?!
  • Mel Gibson has had a series of fake teenage boys' heads mounted on his wall to deter young men from dating his daughter... And if they do make it into her bedroom you should see what he's nailed to her headboard!
  • There's a new book out called 'Kosher Sex'... Apparently it's guaranteed to have you and your partner at it like 'rabbis'!
  • Tony Blair wants to halve the number of drug offenders... He's going to cut the class sizes at Eton!

    I am currently working on an unsolicited script for a radio comedy.

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